Why did the politician bring a map to the political debate? So he could navigate his way around the issues!

Why was the politician always calm under pressure? He had a good campaign manager - his stress ball!

How do you know when a politician is lying about the budget? When the numbers don't add up!

Why did the politician keep his campaign promises in a safe? He didn't want them to be considered empty promises!

What do you call a politician who is also a chef? A recipe for disaster!

Why did the politician take up gardening? He wanted to learn how to weed out corruption!

Why was the politician such a good golfer? He knew how to swing both ways on issues!

How do politicians greet each other at a debate? With lots of rhetoric!

Why did the politician wear two shirts to the election? In case he needed to flip-flop!

What do you call a politician in a suit running a marathon? A candidate!

What do you call a politician on vacation? A lobbyist on a break!

Why was the politician late to the meeting? He couldn't find his backbone!

How does a politician sign their letters? With a filibuster!

Why did the politician bring a map to the election? He wanted to redraw the district!

What do you get when you cross a politician and a lawyer? Double talk!

Why did the politician bring a plant to the rally? To show he had strong roots in the community.

Why was the politician kicked out of the restaurant? He couldn't stop filibustering the menu.

Why did the politician carry a map? So he could change his position easily.

Why did the politician put on sunscreen? He didn't want to get too shady.

Why was the politician always calm? He had a lot of political patients.

What do you call a group of billionaires sitting around a table? Congress.