Humor targeting politicians, policies, or government systems.
Why did the politician bring a pencil to the campaign rally? To draw support!
What do you call a politician who always tells the truth? An anomaly.
Why did the politician go to acting school? To perfect their fake smile.
What do you call a politician with good posture? A rare upright citizen.
Why don't politicians play hide and seek in the Capitol building? They always make a law and order.
What's a politician's favorite bedtime story? The tale of two tax brackets.
How do politicians avoid confrontation? They gerrymander around it.
Why did the politician open a bakery? To make and break promises with every roll.
Why was the politician not a good gardener? Because they couldn't handle the weeds of corruption.
What's a politician's favorite type of music? Lobby-rcore.
Why did the politician bring a suit to the zoo? In case there was a kangaroo court.
How do politicians communicate in secret? Through backroom agreements.
Why did the politician bring a ladder to the voting booth? To climb up the political ladder.
Why did the politician go to the casino? To try their luck at political gambling.
How do politicians make decisions? They flip-flop until something sticks.
Why do politicians make terrible actors? They can't stick to a script.
What do you call a politician with a broken heart? A devoted constituent.
Why was the politician a good gardener? He knew how to make promises bloom.
Why did the politician bring string to the election? In case there was a tight race.
Why are politicians like baby diapers? They should be changed frequently for the same reason.
Why are politicians like clouds? Because when they disappear, it's a beautiful day.