Humor targeting politicians, policies, or government systems.
How do politicians take their coffee? With a side of controversy.
How do politicians stay organized? With a cabinet of advisors.
Why did the politician bring a tape measure to the town hall meeting? To measure public opinion.
What's a politician's favorite dessert? Political pudding.
How do politicians prepare for a speech? By rehearsing their political rhetoric.
How do politicians stay warm in cold weather? With hot air.
Why did the politician visit the bakery? To get a slice of the pie.
What do politicians do when they get lost? They filibluster.
How do politicians handle rejection? They vote to move on.
How do politicians watch movies? With a spin doctor.
Why did the politician bring a magnifying glass to the press conference? To focus on the small print.
Why did the politician bring a pencil to the press conference? To draw support.
How does a politician fix a leaky faucet? By putting a spin on it.
What do you call a politician who loves to garden? A vote-getter.
How do politicians like their coffee? With a little filibluster.
Why was the politician always calm? Because they had good political 'stability'.
How do politicians stay healthy? They exercise their right to veto unhealthy decisions.
Why did the politician attend the farm convention? To gather some votes.
What did the politician say to the broken lawnmower? 'We need to mow-ve forward!'.
How do politicians handle stress? By passing the buck to someone else.
What do you call a group of politicians stuck on an island? A divided government.