What do you call a group of politicians at the beach? A sandstorm - always stirring up trouble!

Why did the politician go to the supermarket? To campaign for the aisle vote!

Why did the politician bring a map to the voting booth? To find their way to the center!

What do you call a politician who's also a carpenter? A cabinet member!

Why did the politician sit on the clock during the election? To be hands down!

Why was the politician always calm during a storm? They were used to weathering political climates!

Why couldn't the politician make a computer joke? They couldn't put two bytes together!

Why did the politician bring a mirror to the debate? To see their reflection in the polls!

What's a politician's favorite snack? Flip-flopjacks!

Why did the politician join the hockey team? To score political points!

Why did the politician have trouble standing up? They were spineless!

Why did the politician plant a garden? To grow some grassroots support!

What did the politician say to the scandal? 'I plead the fifth!'

Why did the politician get a pet fish? To learn how to swim with the current!

How do politicians say goodbye? 'I'm glad we could reach a bipartisan agreement!'

Why did the politician run for office? They heard it was a great place to pass bills!

What do you call a group of politicians standing in a circle? A pointless debate.

Why do politicians do well at poker? Because they're experts at bluffing!

What do you call a politician who doesn't tell the truth? A campaign promise.

Why did the politician bring a backpack to the debate? In case they needed to flip-flop on their position.

Why did the politician go to art school? To master the art of spin.