What do you call a politician who can't stop talking? A re-talker.

Why did the politician go to the bakery during the election? He wanted a slice of the polls.

How do politicians greet each other at a summit? They shake hands and exchange blame.

Did you hear about the politician who was caught stealing? He said he was just taking a bribe.

How do politicians say goodbye? They wave goodbye and promise change.

Why did the politician go to the doctor? He had a bad case of policyitis.

Why did the politician bring a pencil to the interview? To draw out the answers.

What do you call a politician who loses an election? A former contender.

Why did the politician bring a deck of cards to the debate? To shuffle around the issues.

Why did the politician go to the dentist? To get a 'fill-in' on their campaign promises.

What's a politician's favorite type of humor? Punny-tics.

Why did the politician bring a map to the meeting? To find a way out of answering questions.

Why did the politician bring a broom to the debate? To sweep their opponents off their feet.

How does a politician like their coffee? With a side of lobbying cream.

Why don't politicians read novels? They prefer spin-offs.

What did the politician say when asked about their favorite book? 'The Art of the Double Deal'.

Why did the politician wear camouflage to the press conference? To blend in with their promises.

Why did the politician join the circus? They heard they could juggle multiple roles at once.

What do you call a politician with an unbreakable spirit? A candidate for re-election.

Why did the politician go to the gym? To work on their ability to dodge questions during interviews.

Why did the politician go to therapy? To work on their issues with control.