Humor targeting politicians, policies, or government systems.
What do you call a politician with a sense of humor? A rare commodity.
Why don't politicians play poker? Too much bluffing already happening in politics.
Why did the politician bring a flashlight to the debate? To shed light on the dark side of politics.
How do politicians stay cool during debates? They just filibluster.
Why did the politician go to the art gallery? They heard they were finally getting some 'portrait' recognition.
Why did the politician go to the dentist? To get a political alignment.
What do you call a politician who is always cold? A Conservative.
Why did the politician attend acting classes? To improve their performance in office.
Why was the politician always running late? They couldn't stop filibustering.
What do you call a politician who tells too many jokes? A pun-dit.
Why did the politician carry a mirror to the interview? To reflect on his policies.
Why did the politician sit on the clock during the debate? To be on the face of time.
Why did the politician break up with the internet? They couldn't handle the trolling.
What do you call a country where all the cars are electric? A dictatorship.
What do politicians do when they need a break? They filibust a move.
Why did the politician get into the baking business? To make more dough.
How does a politician cool down? They lower the temperature of the debate.
Why did the politician bring a sponge to the speech? To soak up the applause.
What do you call a politician who's also a baker? A pie-thagorean theorem.
Why did the politician switch to a plant-based diet? To win in the green party.
What do you call a politician who's also an artist? A Picasso-politician.