Why don't politicians ever get lost? They always have a political compass in their back pocket!

Why was the politician always calm during a crisis? Because they were used to dealing with political emergencies!

What do you call a politician who sings? A candidate for The Voice!

Why did the politician go to the doctor? Because they were suffering from campaign promises!

What do you call a group of politicians? A cover-up!

Why do politicians do well at comedy clubs? Because they have a built-in audience!

How does a politician cool down? By proposing a lot of hot air!

What do you call a politician who loses an election? A has-been-gov!

Why did the politician sit on the clock during a speech? To address the audience face to face!

Did you hear about the politician who was accused of stealing electricity? He had a shocking defense!

Why do politicians make bad archaeologists? They always bury the truth!

What do you call a politician with a drinking problem? A cork up the establishment!

What do you get when you cross a politician and a snake? A smooth talker!

Why don't politicians believe in ghosts? They're too good at haunting the past themselves!

What do you call a politician who climbs mountains? A peak-a-boo enthusiast!

What do you call a politician who loves seafood? A shrimpin' congressman.

Why did the politician get a job at the bakery? He wanted to show he could rise to the occasion.

Why did the politician enroll in acting classes? He needed to perfect his role as a 'public' figure.

What do you call a politician with a pet cat? A purr-litical leader.

Why did the politician bring a broom to the debate? He wanted to sweep the competition.

What do you call a politician at the beach? A wave-runner.