Why did the politician become a lifeguard? To keep his promises afloat.

What's a politician's favorite hobby? Putting their foot in their mouth.

Why did the politician start a band? He heard they could drum up support.

What do you call a politician at a rock concert? A headliner.

What do you call a politician with a great sense of direction? Lost.

Why did the politician go to the bank? To make some questionable deposits.

Why did the politician join the orchestra? He heard they were good at playing both sides.

What do you call a politician who plays multiple instruments? A bandwagonist.

Why couldn't the politician make a good cup of tea? He kept stirring the pot.

What do you get when you cross a politician and a snake? A smooth operator.

Why did the politician carry a pencil? To draw up his plans for change.

What do you call a politician who's also an artist? A con artist.

What do you call a politician who is always running late? A procrastinator.

Why did the politician wear sunglasses to the interview? To block out tough questions.

Why was the politician always in trouble? He couldn't govern himself.

What do you call a politician who is also a doctor? A spin doctor.

Why did the politician join the circus? They heard it was full of political clowns!

Why did the politician go to the pawn shop? To trade in some old promises!

Why did the politician refuse to play hide and seek? They didn't want to reveal their true intentions!

What do you call a politician with a broken fax machine? A man of a few words!

How does a politician take a selfie? With a spin doctor by their side!