Humor targeting politicians, policies, or government systems.
Why do politicians make terrible lifeguards? They can never seem to reach a consensus.
Why did the politician bring a mirror to the campaign rally? To reflect on their promises.
Why did the politician carry a dictionary to the parliament? To filibuster with big words.
How do politicians greet each other? With a lot of lobbyists.
Why did the politician bring a calculator to the debate? To sum up their opponent's arguments.
What do you call a politician with a sense of humor? A rare sight.
Why was the politician always late to meetings? They were stuck in gridlock.
How does a politician keep their hair looking so good? They have a strong political part.
What do you get when you cross a politician with a cat? A smooth operator.
Why did the politician join the orchestra? To conduct some polls.
How do politicians communicate on the go? They use campaign signals.
Why did the politician hire a tailor? They needed to suit the needs of their constituents.
Why did the politician bring a stopwatch to the debate? To keep track of their filibusters.
What do you call a politician who knows how to play guitar? A jam session expert.
What do you call a politician who is always on time? A punctual candidate.
Why was the politician always ready for a debate? They had a strong argument.
Why did the politician switch political parties? They wanted a change of allegiance.
What did the politician say to the campaign manager? 'I'm running for office, not jogging.'
Why couldn't the politician make a decent cup of tea? They always broke the election.
What do you call a politician who doesn't lie? A unicorn.
Why are politicians excellent at playing hide and seek? They can always cover their tracks.