Why did the politician bring a mirror to Congress? To reflect on his decisions!

Why was the politician always fashionably late? Because he wanted to make a grand entrance!

How do politicians decide where to eat? They hold a caucus about their caucus!

Why did the politician bring a map to the election? To find the path to victory!

What do you call a group of politicians on a beach? The shore-term committee!

What did the politician use to fix his campaign? Political glue!

Why did the politician go to the art gallery? He heard they had some 'political portraits'!

How do politicians communicate in secret? Through 'classified information'!

Why did the politician go to the seafood restaurant? He wanted to 'fish' for votes!

What do you call a politician on a diet? A 'slim election' candidate!

Why did the politician become a barber? He wanted to give the economy a 'cut'!

How do politicians start their day? With a cup of 'lobbyist coffee'!

What's a politician's favorite winter sport? 'Ice-politics'!

What do you call a politician who practices yoga? A 'bendy-ocrat'!

Why did the politician go to the art gallery? He heard they were displaying 'political portraits'!

How do politicians communicate in secret? Through 'backchannel diplomacy'!

What do you get when you cross a politician and a marathon runner? A 'campaign trail'!

Why did the politician bring a map to the podium? He wanted to navigate the issues!

How do politicians organize a space party? They 'launch' a bipartisan rocket!

Why did the politician carry around a magnifying glass? To scrutinize the fine print of bills!

What do you call a group of politicians on a cruise? A sinking ship!