Humor targeting politicians, policies, or government systems.
What do you get when you cross a politician and a computer? A leader who can double-click.
Why did the politician visit the bakery? To get a slice of the popular vote.
How do politicians cool off? They stand in the shade of their campaign promises.
What do you call a politician who knows how to dance? A bipartiswaltz.
Why was the politician always calm? Because he knew how to control the campaign tempera-ture.
What do you call a sleeping politician? A filibuster.
Why was the politician always early? He wanted to be ahead in the polls.
Why was the politician always on the phone? He was trying to make some political connections.
What do you call a politician with a great sense of humor? An endangered species.
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb? Three - one to change it, and two to argue about whether it was better under the previous lightbulb.
What do you call a politician who is asleep on the job? A member of parliament.
Why did the politician get a pet snake? Because they are experts at slithering out of tough situations.
Why did the politician break up with their calculator? It couldn't handle their creative accounting.
What do you call a group of politicians at the bottom of the sea? A good start.
How does a politician cool down? By passing a lot of air.
Why did the politician bring a chicken to the press conference? To distract from the real issues with some poultry humor.
What did the politician say to the newly elected official? Welcome to the dark side, we have cookies and corruption.
Why did the politician become an artist? They were great at painting a rosy picture of the economy.
Why did the politician learn sign language? To communicate with lobbyists in secret!
Why did the politician join the circus? To practice spinning the truth like a top!
What do you call a politician who's afraid of the dark? Dim-ocrat!