Humor targeting politicians, policies, or government systems.
Why was the politician a terrible gardener? He kept planting seeds of doubt.
Why don't politicians use bookmarks? They always flip-flop on their positions.
What do you call a group of politicians running a marathon? A filibuster.
Why did the politician bring a watch to the party? To make sure they had time to flip-flop on their stance.
Why did the politician break up with the calendar? They couldn't see eye to eye on dates.
What's a politician's favorite kind of math? Division.
Why did the politician join the band? He heard they were good at making empty promises.
How does a politician sleep at night? First, they lie down and then they start lying.
Why was the politician always calm during debates? He always had a filibuster in his back pocket.
What do you get when you cross a politician with a circus clown? A bunch of jokers in office.
How does a politician part their hair? Left to right, just like their policies.
Why don’t politicians like going on nature walks? Because they can't stand the thought of term limits.
What do politicians do when they can't agree? They filibluster.
What did the politician say to the comedian? 'I thought I was the one supposed to be making jokes.'
Why did the politician carry a map to the rally? To navigate around the tough questions.
How does a politician keep their cool under pressure? They pass the buck.
What's a politician's favorite type of math? Poll-gonomics.
Why did the government invest in gardening? They wanted to see if they could make the budget 'leafy'
What do you call a politician who's gone missing? A leader of the opposition.
What did the politician say to the environmentalist? 'Let's talk about climate change on a bipartisan basis.'
Why did the politician bring a pencil to the press conference? In case he needed to draw some 'conclusions.'