What do you call a bear without teeth trying to run for office? A gummy bear.

Why are politicians such bad chefs? They always try to cut corners.

Why did the politician go to the baseball game? He heard there would be a lot of pitching.

Why couldn't the politician make a website? He couldn't decide on the terms and conditions.

What do you call a group of finance ministers in hot air balloons? Inflated economy.

Why did the politician go to the doctor? He had a bad case of legislatitis.

What do you call a lazy politician? A busy schemer.

How do politicians keep their cool under pressure? By pretending it's just another 'budget' problem.

Why don't politicians become chefs? They're too used to serving up excuses.

Why did the politician go to the library? To check out books on 'damage control'.

How do politicians show affection? By kissing babies and shaking hands, of course.

What's a politician's favorite game? Truth or consequences.

How do politicians like their steak? Well-done, just like their speeches.

What do you call a politician who's all talk and no action? A windbag.

Why don't politicians play sports? They're afraid of commitment to a team.

Why did the politician go to the construction site? To build a better image for himself.

How do politicians enjoy their vacations? By spending time in their 'echo' chambers.

Why did the politician go to the garden? To learn how to weed out the competition.

Why did the politician go to the seafood restaurant? To learn how to not be a shrimp when it comes to tough decisions.

What do you call a politician who's good with numbers? A math-ician.

Why did the politician go to the bank? To make a deposit in the 'corruption' account.