What do you call a group of politicians stuck in an elevator? A trapped legislation!

Why don't politicians play hide and seek in the library? They can't cover up all their secrets there!

How do politicians stay cool? They use a lot of spin fans!

Why did the politician bring a baseball bat to the speech? To hit a home run with the voters!

Why did the politician join a band? He heard they were great at playing spin tunes!

How do politicians greet each other? They wave with one hand and pick your pocket with the other!

Why did the politician bring a ladder to the election? To raise the campaign trail!

Why was the politician always calm under pressure? He had a strong cabinet!

How does a politician do math? He divides and conquers!

Why did the politician go to the bank? To show how good he is at taking interest!

What do you call a line of men waiting for a haircut? A political party!

What do politicians and diapers have in common? They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason!

Why don't politicians like playing chess? Because they can never trust a checkmate!

How does a politician cool down after a long day? They take a 'poll' in the right direction!

What do you call a politician with a headache? A 'head of state'!

Why did the politician bring a book to the debate? To show they have a knack for 'reading' the room!

What's a politician's favorite type of salad dressing? 'Campaign' vinaigrette!

Why did the politician start a band? To 'orchestrate' a better future!

How do politicians communicate with aliens? Through 'campaign'aign signals!

What do you call a politician who loves gardening? A 'blooming' candidate!

Why did the politician go to the basketball game? To 'shoot' for some bipartisan support!