Humor targeting politicians, policies, or government systems.
What do you get when you cross a politician and a lawyer? Nothing, there are some things even jokes can't handle.
Why did the politician start a band? To play all their constituents like a fiddle.
How does a politician sleep at night? First, they count lobbyists instead of sheep.
Why did the politician only drink herbal tea? They didn't want to appear too bitter.
Why did the politician join the basketball team? To learn how to pivot on important issues.
How do you get a politician to listen to you? Whisper their re-election odds.
Why did the politician go on a diet? They heard the polls were weighing them down.
What do you call a politician who is always late? Fashionably delayed on policy decisions.
How do politicians stay healthy? By avoiding fact-checks and exercising their right to remain silent.
Why did the politician bring a mirror to the debate? To practice their best fake smiles.
Why was the politician's speech like a sports game? Full of cheers, jeers, and timeouts for applause.
What do you call a politician on a diet? A slim chance of re-election.
Why did the politician open a bakery? To specialize in half-baked solutions.
How do politicians avoid getting lost? They follow the money trail.
Why don't politicians water their plants? They prefer to keep things dry and shady!
Why did the politician start a band? To harmonize with special interests!
Why don't politicians eat with their hands? They're always busy shaking them!
Why was the politician a terrible boxer? He couldn't throw a single punchline!
Why did the politician go to the farm? To learn how to milk the system!
Why did the politician bring a compass to the debate? To navigate through the political landscape!
Why don't politicians go camping? They can't survive in the wilderness of honesty!