What do you call a group of politicians stuck in a room? A congress.

What do you get when you cross a corrupt politician with a computer? A bad leader.

Why did the politician go to the doctor? To get a 'political prescription'!

What's a politician's favorite type of yoga? 'Spin' class!

What's a politician's favorite accessory? A 'flip-flop'!

Why do politicians always seem so calm during debates? They have 'senate' in their ways.

Why did the politician bring a chainsaw to Parliament? He wanted to 'cut through the red tape'!

What do you call a politician who is also a surfer? A 'wave'-maker.

Why did the politician bring a suitcase to the rally? He heard they were holding a 'brief' meeting.

Why was the politician such a good gardener? He knew how to 'weed' out the competition.

What do you get when you cross a politician with a comedian? A 'joke' of a leader.

Why did the politician bring a mirror to the negotiation? He wanted to 'reflect' on his policies.

Why did the politician go to the seafood restaurant? To catch up on the latest polls!

What do you call a politician who takes up gardening? A grassroots organizer!

What do you get when you cross a politician with a chicken? A leader who runs around with its head cut off!

Why did the politician bring a mirror to the election? To reflect on his questionable decisions!

Why was the politician always so positive? He had a lot of spin doctors!

What do you call a politician who loves to skateboard? A flip-flopper!

Why did the politician bring a calculator to the debate? To tally up his misleading statistics!

What do you call a politician who's also a chef? A recipe for disaster!

Why did the politician go to the movie theater? To see if he could spin the plot in his favor!