Humor targeting politicians, policies, or government systems.
What did the politician dress up as for Halloween? A flip-flopper!
Why did the politician hire a landscape artist? To help with all the spin!
How do politicians stay in shape? By dodging questions all day long!
Have you heard about the new political diet? It's called the Spin Cycle - you just keep spinning the facts until you lose all credibility.
Why did the politician hire a gardener? To help with all the political landscaping they have to do!
What do you call a group of politicians on a mountain? A summit meeting!
Why did the politician bring a screwdriver to the debate? To tighten up their arguments!
How does a politician exercise? They run for office!
What do you get when you cross a politician with a magician? A disappearing act you can vote for!
Why did the politician become a chef? They heard that stirring the pot was a good way to get ahead!
Why did the politician bring a microphone to the campaign rally? To amplify their promises!
Why was the politician good at archery? He was great at aiming for the votes.
What’s a politician’s favorite accessory? Spin doctors.
How do politicians handle disagreements? By throwing a filibuster!
Why don't politicians play chess? They can never decide which side they are on.
How do politicians communicate underwater? They use lobbygills.
Did you hear about the bed that ran for office? It had a great platform!
What do you call a sneaky politician? A slickster.
How do politicians stay cool during a heatwave? They find shady deals.
Why did the politician get into comedy? He heard it was a good way to get a laugh out of people.
What do you call a politician who’s lost an election? Out of office.