How do politicians keep their clothes wrinkle-free? They iron out all the issues!

Why did the politician go to the bank? To check on their campaign funds!

What do you call a group of politicians on a mountain? A panel summit!

How do politicians communicate in secret? Through subcommittee-unication!

Why did the politician go to the pet store? They heard they were running a ferret-ocracy!

What do you call a group of politicians stuck in an elevator? A power outage!

What's a politician's favorite snack? Pork barrel popcorn!

How does a politician greet a new law? With a legislative handshake!

Why do politicians make terrible comedians? Because they only know how to spin jokes!

What do you get when you cross a politician with a cat? A purr-fectly calculated response!

Why did the politician bring a map to the voting booth? To navigate their way to victory!

Why did the politician go to the art class? To learn how to draw more favorable outcomes!

What do you call a group of politicians stuck in an elevator? A political party!

How do politicians greet each other? With legislation and order!

Why did the politician sit on the clock during the debate? To make sure time was on their side!

What did the politician say to the cheese? 'You have a grate future in politics!'

Why did the politician bring a pencil to the campaign trail? To draw support!

What do you call a bear in congress? A bipartisan!

Why did the politician bring a map to the budget meeting? To find their way out!

What did the politician say to the hot dog vendor? 'Can I ketchup on your policies?'

Why did the politician wear glasses to the debate? To appear more transparent!