What do you call a politician who's always on time? An election clock!

Why did the politician go to the art exhibit? To study more spin painting techniques!

Why was the politician always calm during a crisis? They were used to spinning things in their favor!

Why did the politician bring a trampoline to the campaign rally? To bounce around the tough questions!

Why did the politician go to the circus? To learn how to juggle promises!

Why did the politician bring a flashlight to the debate? To shine some light on the issues!

What do you call a politician who's afraid of commitment? A flip-flopper!

Why did the politician go to the beach? To ride the wave of public opinion!

What did the politician say to the joke? I don't find this funny, I'll have my staffer explain it to me later!

Why don't politicians use bookmarks? They prefer to bend the rules!

What's a politician's favorite accessory? Spin earrings!

Why did the politician become a comedian? To practice deflecting criticism with jokes!

What do you call a politician who's always late? Delayed gratification!

Why did the politician bring a trampoline to the campaign? To bounce back from scandals!

What do you call a politician who's good at magic tricks? A sleight-of-hand-leader!

Why did the politician go to the art museum? To appreciate the fine art of negotiation!

What do you call a group of politicians at a restaurant? A caucus of appetites!

Why did the politician bring a calculator to the rally? To tally up the votes!

What did the politician say to the corrupt businessman? Show me the money (for my campaign)!

Why did the politician join the circus? To juggle promises and dodge questions!

Why did the politician wear sunglasses? To block out the shady deals!