Humor targeting politicians, policies, or government systems.
What do you call a politician's favorite dessert? Swiss cheese - full of holes.
Why did the politician go to the bank? To check his balance in the polls.
How does a politician cool down? He turns on the hot air fan.
Why did the politician bring a mirror to the debate? To reflect on his own policies.
What do you call a polite politician? A rare breed.
Why did the politician get a pet fish? To feel in his element with all the floundering.
Why did the politician get into comedy? He heard his approval ratings were a joke.
How do politicians avoid getting lost? They follow the party lines.
Why did the politician go to the doctor? To get a political check-up.
What do you call a politician who can't make a decision? Indecisive officeholder.
Why did the politician go to the art museum? To brush up on his political canvas.
How do politicians stay cool during a heatwave? They just play the blame game.
Why did the politician go to the bank? To see his approval ratings.
What do you call a politician who owns a farm? A poll-itician.
Why did the politician go to the dentist? To get a fresh set of alternative facts.
What's a politician's favorite type of math? Spin statistics.
Why was the politician always calm during interviews? He had a great poker face from all the backroom deals.
What do you call a politician who's good at gardening? A filibuster with a green thumb.
Why did the politician sit on the clock during the debate? To be on top of the polls.
What do you call a group of politicians at the beach? A sandal-tion.
Why did the politician join the comedy club? To practice their punchlines in the house.