What do you call a group of politicians stuck in a room? A deadlock!

Why was the politician great at beekeeping? He was used to handling a lot of buzz!

How does a politician take their coffee? With a lot of filibuster!

Why did the politician hire a gardener? He needed help planting fake promises!

Why was the politician always calm during debates? He had high poll numbers!

Why did the politician go to the doctor? He had a severe case of flip-flopping!

How does a politician cool down? By passing some hot air legislation!

What do you call a politician who's always late? Ele-mentary!

Why did the politician bring a pencil to the speech? To draw some attention!

How do you make a politician laugh on Monday? Tell them a joke on Friday!

What do you call a lazy politician? A slacktivist!

Why was the politician always so tidy? He always swept things under the rug!

Why did the politician bring a mirror to the rally? To reflect on their campaign promises!

What's a politician's favorite kind of pizza? Supreme court!

Why did the politician run for office? To exercise their right to run!

How does a politician sleep at night? First on the left, then on the right, trying to find the middle ground!

What do you get when you cross a politician with a clown? A joker in office!

What's a politician's favorite fast food? Flip-flop fries - they can't decide on one!

Why did the politician give a speech in the garden? To sow the seeds of political change!

How does a politician like their coffee? With a lot of lobbying cream!

What do you call a group of politicians at a fancy dinner party? A bipartisan buffet!