Humor targeting politicians, policies, or government systems.
Did you hear about the politician who lost his job at the orange juice factory? He couldn't concentrate.
How does a politician cool down? They try not to get too heated during debates.
Why was the politician such a good gardener? He knew how to plant seeds of doubt.
Why did the politician go to therapy? He had a complex.
Why was the politician always calm during storms? He knew how to weather the polls.
How do politicians handle rejection? They gerrymander.
What do you call a politician who's always on time? Fake News.
Why did the politician watch the movie Groundhog Day? He wanted to learn how to keep repeating the same mistakes.
What do you call a politician who's also a painter? A master of spin art.
Why did the politician open up a bakery? He thought it would be a piece of cake to win votes.
What do you get when you cross a politician with a GPS? A device that always takes the wrong turn.
Why did the politician switch to decaf? He had too many grounds for impeachment.
What do you call a group of politicians stuck on a deserted island? A failed government!
Why did the politician switch to a plant-based diet? To avoid all the beef in politics!
What's a politician's favorite drink? Lobbyist tea!
Why was the politician always in a hurry? They were on the campaign trail!
How do politicians keep track of their schedules? They gerrymander their calendars!
Why did the politician carry a thesaurus? To filibuster and confuse everyone!
What's a politician's favorite movie genre? Fantasy - they can relate to the fictional stories!
Why did the politician become a chef? To stir up some legislative soup!
What did the tax return say to the politician? Stop evading me!