Humor targeting politicians, policies, or government systems.
Why did the politician eat his speech? He wanted to swallow his words!
How do politicians communicate on the internet? Through the hashtag debates!
Why don't politicians play soccer? Too many goals to keep track of!
Why did the politician bring a mirror to parliament? He wanted to reflect on his decisions!
Why do politicians make terrible archaeologists? Because they're always digging up the past!
Why do politicians do well at baseball games? Because they're experts at avoiding the draft!
Why did the politician bring a kite to the rally? To stay above the fray!
How do politicians like their coffee? They prefer it brewed with special interest beans!
Why did the politician become a comedian? He wanted to legis-late nights!
What do politicians do during a power outage? They blame the other party for the darkness!
How do politicians handle critics? They tell them to take a gerrymandered hike!
Why did the politician start a band? He wanted to campaign with a political beat!
What's a politician's favorite movie genre? Flip-flop documentaries where they can change their stance!
How do politicians relax after a long day? They pass the time by passing bills!
What do you call a politician who's also a football player? A passing candidate!
Why did the politician buy a new chair? They needed a seat in the race!
How do politicians deal with stress? They filibust a move to better times!
Why did the politician hire a tailor? To have custom-made policies!
What did the politician say to the book? 'I'll flip-flop through your pages!'
How do politicians communicate in secret? They use a backroom deal-phone!
Why did the politician bring a stopwatch to the negotiation? To see if time was on their side!