Why did the politician go to the art museum? He heard they were framing someone.

Why did the politician become a locksmith? He heard they have great connections.

What do you call a politician who loves sports? A political athlete!

Why did the politician bring a compass to the rally? To always point in the direction of popularity!

Why did the politician start a band? They wanted to change the tune of politics!

What do you call a politician with a broken arm? A fractured mandate!

Why did the politician become a baker? They wanted to create a lot of dough!

What do you call a politician who loves to cook? A policy chef!

Why don't politicians like to go to the beach? Too many shady deals!

What's a politician's favorite type of movie? The House of Cards franchise!

Why did the politician become a comedian? They needed a new platform for their jokes!

What do you call a politician who loves to dance? A political twister!

Why don't politicians like to go to the park? Too many swings in the polls!

What's a politician's favorite item in the gym? The spin bike!

Why did the politician bring a telescope to the debate? To have a clearer view of the opposition!

Why did the politician become a musician? They wanted to play the spin doctor!

Why don't politicians like to go camping? Too many intense debates!

Why did the politician become a boxer? They're used to dodging punches and tough questions!

What do you call a politician in a hurry? A quick-change artist!

Why did the politician go to the movie theater? To watch how others handle fictional dramas instead of real ones!

What do you call a politician who can solve a Rubik's Cube in under a minute? A spin doctor!