Why did the politician go to the art gallery? He was hoping to find some abstract solutions!

Why did the politician go to the bookstore? He needed a new cover story!

Why did the politician go to the gym? He wanted to work on his spin techniques!

Why did the politician always carry a map? So he could constantly change directions!

Why did the politician bring a calculator to the debate? To help him keep his promises straight!

I asked the government for a job, they told me they already had enough clowns in office!

Why did the politician bring a map to the rally? So he wouldn't get lost in his own rhetoric!

What do you call a politician who is also a plumber? A pipe dreamer!

Why did the politician join the circus? He heard they were looking for experts in spinning things!

I told a joke about government inefficiency, but it took too long to finish!

Why did the politician go to the art gallery? To brush up on his finger painting skills!

What do you call a politician who only listens to country music? A red state senator!

I tried to make a political joke, but it was vetoed by my sense of humor!

Why did the politician go to the bakery? To get a taste of the sweet politics of cake!

What's a politician's favorite type of humor? Punny business!

I told my wife she should run for president, she asked me what the pay was. I said, 'Nothing. It makes my humor structures!'

What do you call a party thrown by the U.S. government? A bipartisan bash!

I asked my congressman if he could help me with my taxes. He told me 'Sorry, I'm a representative, not a tax professional!'

Why did the politician go to the baseball game? To catch some bipartisan support!

What do you call a politician who is half chicken and half centipede? A two-faced, spineless creature!

How do politicians handle rejection? They just filibust through the disappointment!