Humor targeting politicians, policies, or government systems.
How do politicians like their coffee? With a little bit of corruption cream.
Why did the politician become a chef? Because they're great at cooking up scandals.
What do you call a politician with a law degree? Overqualified.
Why don't politicians get lost in the forest? Because they always follow the money trail.
What's a politician's favorite card game? Bluff.
Why don't politicians trust email? Because it can be easily leaked.
What do you call a group of politicians on a diet? A restriction committee.
Why did the politician join a band? To show off their skill at playing both sides.
What do you call a broken political system? A democracy-tion.
Why did the politician bring a map to the debate? He couldn't find his own position.
Why did the politician go to the art gallery? To brush up on his finger-pointing skills.
What do you call a politician who is also a gardener? A lawn-order candidate.
Why did the politician bring a calculator to the rally? To show his supporters the math on his promises doesn't add up.
Why did the politician go to the bank? To get some campaign cash.
Why did the politician become a chef? He thought he could cook the books better that way.
Why did the politician go to the bank? To get his cabinet reshuffled.
Why did the politician join the orchestra? He heard they were good at dodging the tough questions.
Why did the politician start a garden? He needed more experience planting seeds of doubt.
What do you call a politician's brainstorming session? A corruption of ideas.
What did the politician say when asked about his favorite genre of music? Lobbying.
Why did the politician become a gardener? He wanted to stay rooted in his constituency.