I told my wife she should do some squats, she said that's a bit of a stretch.

I told my wife she should do some jumping jacks, she said that's not her forte.

I told my wife she should practice yoga, she said she's not flexible enough.

I told my wife she should learn martial arts, she said that's not her kung fu.

I used to play hide and seek with my pets, but they always found meowing.

I'm trying to organize a chewing gum contest, but it's sticky business.

I used to work as a tailor, but I couldn't make ends meet.

I installed a new gate and saw immediate results - it was outstanding.

I used to be an electrician but I was shocked at how bad I was.

I used to be a railroad conductor, but my life went off track.

The scarecrow was outstanding at his job, he was always outstanding in his field.

The math book looked sad because it had too many problems.

I used to play piano with my toes, but now I'm more hands-on.

The broken pencil didn't have a point.

I thought about being a baker, but I didn't knead it.

I'm friends with snakes, they're just hiss-terical.

I need to go on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it!

I used to be a baker who specialized in bread, but I couldn't make enough dough.

I used to dislike math, but then I realized decimals have a point.

The bakery caught fire, but it was the yeast of their problems.

I used to have trouble making decisions, but then I took a stand.