People who buy powdered soup mixes are known to be brothels.

When the banana factory exploded, it was a yellow disaster.

The frustrated baker didn't knead the stress of making bread.

The grape said to the wine, 'I'll be raisin your children.'

I told my computer I needed a break, so it went to sleep mode.

Why did the math book worry? Because it had too many problems.

I'm reading a book on luxury car brands, it's really driving me.

I'm trying to write a book about trains, but I keep getting derailed.

Did you hear about the musician who got arrested? He was caught for fingering G minor.

I'm trying to write a book about technology, but I keep losing the wifi.

Did you hear about the computer that fell asleep? It had a hard drive.

Why did the grape fruit stop in the middle of traffic? It ran out of gas.

I'm reading a book on lost civilizations, it's really history in the making.

Did you hear about the carrot detective? He got to the root of every case.

Why did the math book wear glasses? Because it had too many problems to see.

I'm trying to write a book on prisons, but it's really confining.

Why did the crayon quit? It was feeling too drawn out.

I'm reading a book on sidewalks, it's a real page-turner.

I'm trying to write a book on submarines, but I'm feeling a lot of pressure.

Why did the clock go to therapy? It needed to work on its ticks.

I'm trying to write a book about orcas, but I'm drowning in information.