Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor? He was feeling crumbly.

I'm reading a book on how to get over a breakup. It's tearable.

I'm friends with a baker who makes crackers. He's my cracker pal.

I'm friends with a ladder, we climb to new heights.

I'm friends with a book, we have good chapters.

I'm friends with a closet, we have deep conversations.

I'm friends with a mirror, we reflect on things.

I'm friends with a banana peel, we have slip-ups.

I'm friends with a sink, we have deep conversations.

I'm friends with a pillow, we always have each other's back.

I'm friends with a candle, we have a lit friendship.

I'm friends with a magnet, we attract each other.

I'm friends with a letter, we're always in touch.

I'm friends with a camera, we have good angles.

I'm friends with a watermelon, we're one in a rind.

I'm friends with a book, we have a good story.

I'm friends with a chair, we have a sit-down relationship.

I'm friends with a clock, we have timely conversations.

I wanted to learn sign language, but it's just too handy.

I told my phone a joke, now it has me on speaker.

I'm friends with a lamp, we light up the room.