I'm friends with a knot, we're tied together.

I'm friends with a balloon, we're always up for a party.

I'm friends with a rug, we've got the floor covered.

I'm friends with a basketball, we bounce off each other.

I'm friends with a lock, we have a tight relationship.

I'm friends with a calendar, we have dates scheduled.

I'm friends with a fence, we always picket each other up.

I'm friends with a carpet, we have a smooth surface.

I'm friends with a stone, we're rock solid.

I'm friends with a tunnel, we go way back.

I'm friends with a feather, we flock together.

I'm friends with every clock in the house. We go way back.

I told my computer I needed a break, now it has a tab open.

I'm friends with a pencil, we just click.

I'm friends with a belt, we go way back.

I'm friends with a banana, we split everything.

I told my computer a joke, but it had no response.

I'm writing jokes about unemployment. But it's a tough job, nobody's working.

I told a skeleton a pun, but he didn't find it very humerus.

I'm friends with a calendar. It gets dates.

I'm friends with a light switch. It's always off and on.