I tried to write a joke about gardening, but it didn't blossom like I hoped.

I told my friend a joke about construction, but it seems like I hit a wall.

I'm friends with a map, we're always exploring new territories.

I'm reading a book on upholstery, it's a real page-turner.

I'm friends with a compass, we always point each other in the right direction.

I'm reading a book on feng shui, it's really changing the way I look at things.

My friend asked me to stop making puns about nautical things. Sail la vie!

I'm friends with a book, we always have a great story to tell.

I tried to make reservations for a pun restaurant but there was a long wait for a table.

I told my friend a joke about construction, but it was still under construction.

My math homework was a piece of cake, a piece of pi cake.

I tried to take a selfie with my printer, but it didn't seem interested in a Kodak moment.

I built a model of Mount Everest with only 800 Lego pieces. It was a towering achievement.

I'm trying to write a joke about overthinking, but I can't seem to finish it.

Instead of a swear jar, I have a negativity jar. Every time I have a pessimistic thought, I put a dime in it.

I'm trying to write a joke about a piece of paper, but it's tearable.

I'm trying to come up with a good Titanic pun, but it's just iceberging.

I saw an ad for a job at the bakery, I kneaded that job.

I'm writing a joke about a retired bicycle, but it's too tired.

I told my wife she should embrace her wrinkles, she hugged me and said 'I appreciate the support.'

I'm trying to write a joke about a tree, but it's just too wooden.