I'm friends with a mailbox, it's always on the corner.

I told a joke about a storm, but it sailed over their heads.

I tried to make a joke about clouds, but it went over my head.

I'm friends with a fire, it's always burning bright.

I told a joke about the ocean, but it didn't wave back.

I'm friends with a banana, it always splits.

I tried to make a joke about a door, but it was too closed off.

I'm friends with a mountain, it's always peaking.

I used to be a detective, but I couldn't solve it.

I'm friends with a river, it flows with me.

I tried to make a joke about a bicycle, but it was a cycle.

I'm friends with a clock, it always has a second hand.

I'm friends with a book, it's always open to new ideas.

I tried to tell a joke about pizza, but it was too cheesy.

I used to be a gardener, but I couldn't keep it plant.

I'm friends with a fridge, it's always cool.

I tried to make a joke about trains, but I got derailed.

I told a joke about babies, but it wasn't delivery.

I'm friends with a car, it drives me crazy.

I'm friends with a mushroom, we're both fungi.

I tried to tell a joke about a clock, but it didn't tick all the boxes.