I tried to take a selfie with some fog, but it was too misty.

I got a new job at the bakery, but I couldn't make enough dough.

I used to tell people about my fear of speed bumps, but I got over it.

I told my computer I needed a break, it told me to ctrl alt delete.

I asked my dad for his best dad joke and he told me 'I'm hungry.' I replied, 'Hi hungry, I'm son.'

The earthquake in California was a frictionless experience.

Why was the math lecture so long? The professor kept going off on a tangent.

I used to be a fencing champion, but then my career hit a dead end.

I used to be a baker until I got burnt out.

I'm friends with all the planets, but I feel like I'm taking up too much space.

I told a skeleton a joke, but it went in one ear and out the other.

I'm friends with a math book, but I don't have much of an equation with it.

I used to be a computer programmer, but I couldn't debug.

I used to be a plumber, but I kept getting clogged up.

I used to be a volleyball player, but I got served too many jokes.

I used to be a gardener, but I couldn't handle the soil.

I used to be a math teacher, but I got too many pi puns.

I used to be a drummer, but I couldn't find my rhythm.

I used to be a geologist, but I took my job for granite.

I used to be a mathematician, but I lost my prime.

I used to be a miner, but I couldn't dig it.