I took a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

I'm friends with a calendar, but most of our plans don't add up.

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough gluten jokes.

I'm trying to write a joke about balance, but it's all up in the air.

I was gonna tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it yet.

I told my wife she should do lunges. That way, she could take a big step forward.

I entered ten puns in a pun contest, but no pun in ten did.

I'm friends with a calendar, but I'm only available on dates.

I told the doctor I swallowed a clock. He said it was very time consuming.

I'm a big fan of recycling. I always make jokes that are reused.

I tried to write a joke about pizza, but it was too saucy.

I tried to organize a hide and seek competition, but it was really hard to find good players.

I'm friends with a calculator, you could say we really add up.

I'm friends with a dictionary, we always spell out our thoughts.

I tried to organize a space-themed party, but it was an absolute black hole.

I'm friends with a piece of paper, I guess you could say we're on the same page.

I told my friend a joke about infinity, but it never ended.

I'm friends with a calendar, but it seems like our days are numbered.

I told my friend a joke about stairs, but it didn't step up to the challenge.

I'm reading a book on wind energy, it's really blowing me away.

My friend asked me to stop making bad jokes about bees, but I just can't bee-have.