I'm friends with all the books, they cover for me.

I wanted to be a gardener, but I couldn't handle the dirt.

I'm friends with all the alarm clocks, they always ring me up.

I wanted to be a mathematician, but I couldn't count on it.

I'm friends with all the cookies, they crumble for me.

I wanted to be a boxer, but I couldn't punch in.

I'm friends with all the lamps, they light up my life.

I wanted to be a comedian, but I couldn't find the right angle.

I'm friends with all the fish, they reel me in.

I wanted to be a tailor, but it didn't suit me.

I'm friends with all the keys, they unlock my potential.

I wanted to be a musician, but I couldn't find the right rhythm.

I'm friends with all the roads, they pave the way for me.

I'm friends with all the trees, they branch out to me.

I wanted to be a tennis player, but I couldn't serve.

I wanted to be a photographer, but it wasn't in focus.

I'm planning a seafood party, but I'm a little shellfish with my food.

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough fruit tarts.

Why did the pencil go to the doctor? It was feeling sharp.

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough strudels.

Why couldn't the bicycle keep up with the group? It was two-tired.