I used to be an electrician, but it was shocking work.

Why did the farmer get an award? He was outstanding in his field.

I'm friends with most numbers. Except seven. Seven has always been odd.

The math teacher called in sick, so we had a substitute, who just couldn't count on us.

I finally got my ceiling fixed, the sky is the limit now.

I'm reading a book on hurricanes and tornadoes. It's a whirlwind of a story.

I used to be a banker, but I wasn't making enough dough.

I used to work at a fruit stand, but I couldn't find my way pear.

I tried to tell a joke about a broken pencil, but it was pointless.

I told a joke about a broken record, but it just kept skipping.

I used to be a lifeguard, but I couldn't keep my head above water.

I told a joke about a pencil, but it had no lead.

I tried to make a belt out of clocks, but it was too time-consuming.

I tried to tell a joke about trains, but I couldn't get it on track.

I'm reading a book on carpentry. It's riveting.

I used to be a shoe salesman, but I could never sole anything.

I tried to write a joke about time travel, but I think I missed my chance.

I used to be a volleyball player, but I got served a reality check.

I told a joke about construction, but it wasn't up to code.

I told a joke about deep-sea diving, but it fell flat.

I tried to tell a joke about the ocean, but it just didn't flow.