Why did the woman bring a broom on her date? She wanted to sweep him off his feet!

Why did the couple go to the comedy club on their anniversary? They wanted to laugh their relationship problems away!

Why did the man wear sunglasses on his date? He wanted to show his wife their future was bright!

Why did the woman bring a hammer on her date? She wanted to nail the relationship!

Why did the man take his wife to the ice cream shop? He wanted to show her they were the perfect match!

Why did the couple go to the paint store? They heard relationships could use a fresh coat!

Why did the couple go on the ferris wheel for their anniversary? They wanted their relationship to have its ups and downs!

Why did the man give his wife a watch? He wanted to watch their love stand the test of time!

Why did the man propose to his English teacher girlfriend? He wanted to make sure their relationship had proper punctuation!

Why did the film break up with the camera? They couldn't focus on their relationship.

What did the rainbow say to the clouds? 'You make my colors shine.'

Why did the pen break up with the paper? It felt like it was just dictating the relationship.

What did the snowman say to the snow angel? 'You're my perfect match.'

Why did the balloon break up with the helium tank? It was tired of always feeling light-headed.

What did the fish say to the water? 'You keep me afloat.'

Why did the horseshoe break up with the horse? It needed some luck on its own.

What did the coffee say to the cream? 'You make my life richer.'

Why did the telescope break up with the stars? It felt like they were too distant.

What did the pillow say to the blanket? 'You always cover me in comfort.'

Why did the cell phone break up with the charger? It needed space to recharge on its own.

Why did the boat break up with the ocean? It was tired of all the waves.