My husband is on a seafood diet. He sees food and he eats it.

I used to date a baker, but I couldn't stand the way she kneaded attention.

Why did the couple go to the karaoke bar? They wanted to duet their love songs!

Why did the woman break up with the gardener? She couldn't handle his commitment to his plants!

Why did the couple go to the art museum? They wanted to paint a picture-perfect relationship!

Why did the man bring his dog on the date? He wanted to show he was a 'paw-sitive' partner!

Why did the couple go to the music festival? They wanted to dance to the beat of their hearts!

Why did the man bring a pen and paper on the date? He wanted to write their love story!

Why did the man bring a guitar on his date? He wanted to serenade his way into her heart!

Why did the woman break up with the plumber? She couldn't handle all the pipe dreams in the relationship!

Why did the couple go to the bookstore? They wanted to write their own love story!

Why did the man propose to his tennis partner? He wanted to make love last!

Why did the man invite his girlfriend to the park? He wanted their love to bloom like the flowers!

Why did the woman break up with the actor? She couldn't handle his dramatic exits!

Why did the man propose to the baker? He wanted to get a taste of marriage!

Why did the woman break up with the ghost? He was too transparent about his feelings!

Why did the couple go to the football game? They wanted to tackle their relationship issues!

Why did the man bring a scale on his date? He wanted to weigh his options!

Why did the woman break up with the tree? She couldn't handle their roots growing too deep!

Why did the couple go to the art museum? They wanted to brush up on their relationship!

Why did the man bring a flashlight on his date? He wanted to shine a light on their future together!