Why did the couple go to the therapist? They had too many issues – and not the romantic kind!

Why did the belt break up with the pants? It felt too restricted.

Why do bicycles stay together so well in a relationship? They're two-tired to argue.

Why did the tree break up with the bush? It wanted some space to branch out.

Why did the grape break up with the raisin? It couldn't deal with their dried-out romance.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field of love.

Why did the calendar break up with the clock? It couldn't handle the times.

Why did the pillow break up with the blanket? It couldn't handle the comfort.

Why did the scarecrow break up with the corn stalk? It was too clingy.

Did you hear about the mathematician who broke up with his girlfriend? He thought she was irrational.

Why did the bicycle fall over when it found love? It was two-tired.

Why did the geologist and the volcanologist break up? There were too many heated arguments.

What did the calculator say to the student in love? You can count on me.

Why did the couple go to the car dealership? They wanted a long-term relationship.

Why do melons have a big wedding? Because they cantaloupe.

What's the most romantic part of a clock? The second hand.

How do you know if your date likes seafood? They clam up.

Why did the dancer break up with his girlfriend? She couldn't keep up with their moves.

Why did the pharmacist break up with his girlfriend? She couldn't swallow their conflicts.

Why did the boxer break up with his girlfriend? She couldn't handle his punches of love.

Why did the beekeeper break up with his girlfriend? She couldn't handle the sting of their relationship.