Why did the journalist break up with his girlfriend? She kept twisting his words.

Why did the chef break up with his girlfriend? She kept cooking up drama.

Why did the photographer break up with his girlfriend? She couldn't focus on their relationship.

Why did the teacher break up with his girlfriend? She wasn't making the grade.

Why did the couple decide to get back together? They couldn't bear being apart.

My girlfriend told me she needed more space in our relationship. So I locked her outside.

I told my husband I wanted to spend more quality time together. He bought me a jigsaw puzzle.

Why did the woman break up with the acrobat? He was always flipping out.

I asked my wife if she wanted to go on a romantic getaway. She said yes, as long as it was in a book.

Why did the boyfriend break up with his mermaid girlfriend? She was too fishy for him.

Why did the man propose to his girlfriend on a treadmill? He wanted to take their relationship to the next level.

My boyfriend said he wanted a romantic evening, so I bought him a candlelit dinner for one.

I told my husband we should spice things up in the bedroom. He brought home a jalapeno.

Why did the couple decide to go on a break? They realized they had too much baggage to carry on together.

I asked my wife what she wanted for our anniversary. She said a trip somewhere exotic. So I got her a map of the world.

Why did the man date a baker? He kneaded someone to love.

Why did the woman break up with the ghost? He was too transparent about everything.

I told my wife I wanted a romantic night out. She took me to a hardware store.

Why did the couple decide to get married at the seafood restaurant? They wanted their love to be crabtivating.

My boyfriend said he wanted to try new things in the bedroom. So I gave him a Sudoku puzzle.

Why did the grape break up with the raisin? It couldn't handle its wrinkly past.