Why did the woman date the sculptor? She was hoping for a rock-solid relationship.

Why did the man date the baker? He wanted a roll in the dough.

Why did the woman bring a dictionary to her date? She wanted to define their relationship.

Why did the man break up with the mechanic? He couldn't handle all the fixing.

Why did the woman date the musician? She wanted a harmonious relationship.

Why did the man bring a paintbrush to his date? He wanted to color their love.

Why did the woman break up with the waiter? She couldn't handle all the serving.

Why did the man break up with the zookeeper? He couldn't bear all the monkey business.

Why did the woman date the pun master? She wanted a laugh-filled relationship.

Why did the man break up with his soap opera actress girlfriend? He couldn't handle all the drama.

Why did the woman break up with her umbrella? It couldn't shield their relationship from the rain!

I asked my husband if he believes in love conquering all. He said, 'Yes, that's why I let you win every argument!'

Why did the man propose to his fridge? It was where he kept his heart - and the food of love!

Why did the woman break up with her calendar? She realized she was just going through the motions!

Why did the man propose to his smartphone? It had all the right connections!

My boyfriend said he wanted to spice things up, so I bought him a chili pepper. Now our relationship is hot!

I told my wife she should do more gardening. Now, she's a real plant-demic!

Why did the woman break up with her dictionary? She couldn't find the words to describe their relationship!

Why did the man propose to his TV? It had all the channels of love!

Why did the woman bring a clock to her date? She wanted to make sure they had a timely relationship!

I asked my husband if he believes in soulmates. He said, 'Yes, that's why we're two peas in a pod!'