Why did the man sit on the clock during a date? He wanted to be on time.

I asked my wife if she ever wanted to renew our vows. She said, 'No, I'm good with my original terms.'

Why did the man use a boomerang to break up with his girlfriend? He wanted to come back to her.

My girlfriend said she wants a man who is spontaneous. So, I bought her a dictionary.

Why did the woman break up with the internet? It kept buffering their relationship.

Why did the man propose to the ocean? He wanted deep connection.

Why did the woman bring a ladder to her date? She heard relationships have their ups and downs.

My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her. So I said, 'You have a terrible sense of humor.'

I proposed to my girlfriend with a diamond ring in my hand. She said, 'Sorry, I'm not a material girl.' So, I proposed with graphite. She said yes.

Why did the man get hit by a bike on his date? It was a tandem date, and things got wheely out of hand.

I asked my girlfriend to spell 'supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.' She said she doesn't know how to spell but still loves me.

I told my husband I wanted to be pampered for my birthday. He got me a mop. It's the thought that counts, right?

My boyfriend said he misses my cooking. I guess it's time to break up with Uber Eats.

Why did the woman break up with the balloon? It was always full of hot air.

Why did the man break up with the candle? He couldn't handle the burn.

Why did the woman break up with the clock? It was too time consuming.

Why did the man propose to the mirror? He saw his future reflection in it.

Why did the woman break up with the mirror? It couldn't handle her constant reflection.

Why did the woman break up with the plant? It couldn't handle her growing feelings.

Why did the woman break up with the water? It was too shallow.

Why did the man propose to the park bench? He wanted to sit by her side forever.