What did the paper say to the pen on a romantic evening? 'You complete me.'

Why did the gardener marry the comedian? He wanted to grow old with someone who could make him laugh.

Why did the photographer end things with his girlfriend? She couldn't focus on their relationship.

Why did the treasure hunter propose at the beach? He wanted to make waves with his love.

Why did the bee break up with the flower? It couldn't bee-lieve their thorny relationship.

Why did the baker marry the doctor? He wanted to keep their love healthy.

Why do couples in the bakery have the best relationships? They're always in loaf.

Why did the ocean break up with the mountain? They just couldn't see eye to tide.

What did the lamp say to its love interest? 'You light up my life.'

Why did the landscaper propose in the garden? He wanted their love to bloom.

Why do relationships always make people hungry? They have a lot of date nights.

Why do relationships always start on Valentine's Day? Because they're the heart of the matter.

Why did the chef date a baker? He wanted a sweet relationship.

Why did the couple break up at the beach? They couldn't see each other's shellfishness.

Why did the mathematician break up with his girlfriend? She couldn't figure out his problems.

What did the grape say to the raisin on a date? 'You're looking vine today.'

Why did the musician date a seamstress? He wanted someone with good rhythm.

My wife said she wanted to feel like she was 18 again. So I took away her credit card and grounded her.

Why did the scarecrow break up with his girlfriend? She was outstanding in her field, but he was just straw-ng along.

I told my boyfriend he should do more cardio. So now he walks upside down on the ceiling.

My girlfriend asked me if I love her more than football. I had to think for a moment... and then I realized I don't love football.