My girlfriend said she wanted a man who could dance. So I sent her a link to my YouTube tutorial.

Why did the comedian break up with his girlfriend? She didn't laugh at his jokes.

Why did the scarecrow go on a date? He was outstanding in his field.

My girlfriend said she wanted a man with ambition. So I made her a map to my heart.

Why did the computer break up with the mouse? It couldn't handle the clicks.

Why did the baker break up with his girlfriend? He kneaded some space.

Why did the smartphone break up with the charger? It just couldn't plug in.

My wife told me to stop singing 'Sweet Caroline.' I said, 'Ba ba ba, I'm in love.'

Why did the police officer break up with his girlfriend? She kept resisting arrest.

Why did the man bring a map to his first date? He heard the relationship was headed in the right direction.

My girlfriend said she wanted a man who could cook. So I burned water.

My wife asked me to take her somewhere she's never been before. So I took her to the kitchen.

Why did the baker propose to his girlfriend at the bakery? He wanted to get her to say 'I dough.'

Why did the man bring a pencil to his romantic dinner? He wanted to jot down all the romantic mistakes he made.

My girlfriend thinks I'm too clingy. So I bought her some Velcro to stick around.

Why did the banana break up with the plantain? They were just too different, but they split amicably.

My girlfriend said she wanted to feel like she was the only woman in the world. So I turned off the WiFi.

Why did the peanut butter break up with the jelly? They were just too nuts together.

My wife told me she wanted to go on a romantic dinner date. So I pulled up to the drive-thru.

My girlfriend thinks I'm too competitive. So I asked her if I could compete to prove her wrong.

Why did the couple go to therapy? They both needed to work on their issues...of Vogue.