My husband asked me if I wanted to watch a movie. I said, 'Sure, what's on?' He replied, 'Our wedding video.'

My girlfriend is like a rainbow, she never fails to brighten my day.

My boyfriend and I decided to try role-playing. He was a knight in shining armor and I was the dragon. Little did he know, I always win.

I told my husband I wanted a fancy designer bag for my birthday. He got me a grocery bag from the store and said, 'Make it work.'

I told my girlfriend she should be more affectionate. So now she hugs the refrigerator.

Why did the boyfriend bring a ladder to his girlfriend's house? He heard she was falling for someone else.

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants on a date? In case he got a hole in one!

Why did the salad go to the studio? To get dressed in ranch.

Why did the clock break up with the calendar? It couldn't take the date nights.

I told my wife she should do more cardio. She said 'car no, I'm staying home.'

Why did the musician break up with his girlfriend? She couldn't handle his drum-atic lifestyle.

Why did the man bring a dictionary to his first date? He wanted to define their relationship.

My wife said she wanted to turn up the heat in our relationship. So I bought her a volcano.

Why did the book break up with the shelf? It needed space to grow.

My girlfriend told me she needed some time to think. So I bought her a clock.

Why did the tree break up with the leaf? It just couldn't let it go.

Why did the man bring a deck of cards to his first date? He heard the relationship needed some shuffle.

My girlfriend told me she wanted to be treated like a queen. So I made her a chess board.

Why did the scientist break up with his girlfriend? She couldn't handle the chemistry.

My wife said she wanted me to be more spontaneous. So I bought her a calendar.

Why did the lamp break up with the lightbulb? It was tired of always being overshadowed.