Why did the scarecrow win the Best Boyfriend award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

Why did the couple go to therapy? They needed to work on their communication issues!

Why did the diary break up with the calendar? It couldn't handle all the dates!

Why did the mechanic break up with his girlfriend? She kept driving him nuts!

Why did the judge break up with his girlfriend? She couldn't get away with any more appeals!

Why did the bee break up with his girlfriend? She was always buzzing around!

Why did the tailor break up with his girlfriend? She kept needling him!

Why did the comedian date a baker? He heard she had a great sense of humor!

Why did the vampire break up with his girlfriend? She kept sucking the life out of him!

Why did the couple go to therapy? Because they couldn't find the 'connection' anymore!

Why did the pillow file for divorce? It couldn't handle all the pillow talk!

Why did the librarian break up with her partner? They were all checked out!

Why did the scientist break up with his significant other? They just didn't have any chemistry anymore!

Why did the grape stop dating? It was tired of raisin the bar too high!

Why did the calendar dump his girlfriend? He just couldn't find the time for her!

Why did the love letter go to therapy? It had too many attachment issues!

Why did the bicycle break up with the unicycle? It was tired of feeling like a third wheel!

Why did the lawyer break up with his girlfriend? She kept objecting to everything!

Why did the painter break up with his girlfriend? She couldn't draw him in!

Why did the balloon break up with his girlfriend? She was always inflating his ego!

Why did the bee break up with his girlfriend? She couldn't bee-have!