What did the painter ask the wall on their first date? 'Can I brush up on you?'

Why did the plant break up with the flower? It felt overshadowed.

Why did the phone break up with the charger? They lost connection.

What did the tie say to the shirt? 'You're a perfect match for me.'

Why did the baker date the butcher? They had great chemistry.

Why did the oyster break up with the clam? It felt too shellfish.

Why did the ghost break up with the witch? They couldn't see eye to eye.

Why did the massage therapist break up with the acupuncturist? They kept needling each other.

What did the sand say to the tide? 'You always sweep me off my feet.'

Why did the fruit basket call it quits? It couldn't handle all the 'pear' pressure.

Why did the dog propose to the tree? It was barking up the wrong branch.

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It just couldn't stay connected.

Why did the lettuce break up with the celery? It couldn't handle all the 'stalk'-ing.

Why don't skeletons go on dates? They have no body to go with.

Why did the snowman break up with his partner? They were spending too much time 'drifting' apart.

Why did the old calendar go out with the new calendar? It wanted a fresh start.

Why did the toothbrush break up with the toothpaste? They couldn't handle the 'paste' differences.

Why did the skeleton break up with his girlfriend? She had no body to cuddle with.

Why do math books always look sad? They have too many problems.

Why do ghosts like to date each other? Because they have a lot in common.

Why did the man propose to the cheese? Because he wanted to make it his 'wheely' forever.