Why was the math book depressed? It had far too many problems.

Why did the man break up with his internet provider? They were all about bandwidth.

Why are eggs not very much into jokes? Because they could crack up.

Why did the belt break up with the pants? They were not holding up their end of the deal.

What do you call a bear that goes door to door asking for food? A pandhandler.

Why did the social media addict break up with their partner? They needed to update their status to single.

What do you call a bear that's been caught in the rain? A drizzly bear!

Why did the boat break up with the pier? It was tired of being docked all the time.

What did the street light say to the car? 'Don't stop, you light up my life!'

Why did the tree break up with the shrub? It felt like it was being overshadowed.

Why did the bicycle give up on dating? It was tired of getting pedaled around.

What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? 'Hold on to your leaves!'

Why did the lighting bolt break up with the thunderstorm? It felt too shocking.

What do you call a love triangle between three chickens? A poultry-amous relationship!

Why did the shampoo and conditioner break up? They just couldn't work out their differences.

What did the blueberry say to the raspberry? 'I'm berry happy we're together!'

Did you hear about the bed that broke up with the pillow? It just couldn't handle the drama.

What do you call a romantic potato? A sweet potato!

Why did the tree break up with the sun? It just needed some space to branch out.

What did the snowman say to his partner? 'I like you snow much!'

Why did the broom and dustpan break up? It was a clean sweep.