I told my girlfriend she should exercise to stay in shape. She said running out of patience counts.

Why did the man propose to the light bulb? He wanted to brighten up their relationship.

Why did the woman break up with the photographer? He couldn't frame a good relationship.

I asked my wife if she wanted to hear a joke about a roof. She said go on, I'm all ears.

Why did the man break up with the calendar? He was tired of all the dates.

Why did the woman break up with the painter? He was too sketchy.

I told my girlfriend she should do push-ups to stay in shape. She said that's where I draw the line.

Why did the man propose to the book? He wanted to start a new chapter in their relationship.

Why did the woman break up with the gardener? He was always taking her for granite.

I asked my wife if she wanted to hear a joke about a window. She said open up.

Why did the man bring a basketball on his date? He wanted to shoot for her heart.

Why did the woman break up with the beekeeper? He was always buzzing around.

I told my girlfriend she should do yoga to stay in shape. She said that's a stretch.

Why did the man propose to the calculator? He couldn't count on anyone else.

Why did the woman break up with the pilot? He was always flying solo.

Why did the man bring a map on his date? He wanted to explore their relationship.

Why did the woman break up with the astronaut? He needed too much space.

I told my girlfriend she should go for a run to stay in shape. She said that's where I draw the line.

Why did the man propose to the treadmill? He wanted to keep their relationship moving forward.

Why did the woman break up with the mechanic? He couldn't handle the emotional gears.

I asked my wife if she wanted to hear a joke about socks. She said go on, knock my socks off.