Why did the man propose to the cheese? He wanted to make a grate relationship.

Why did the woman break up with the banker? He was always counting his money.

Why did the man bring a pencil to his date? He heard it was the write thing to do.

Why did the woman break up with the shoe? It was too soleful.

I asked my wife if she wanted to play chess. She said sure, but I think she's bluffing.

Why did the man bring a clock on his date? He wanted to make time for her.

Why did the woman break up with the mermaid? She couldn't handle the depth of his feelings.

Why did the man propose to the tree? He couldn't leaf it alone.

Why did the man put his phone in airplane mode? He wanted to give his relationship some time to take off.

What did the painter say to his girlfriend? 'I love you a brushstroke of time.'

Why did the man break up with his tennis racket? It was always serving love faults.

My girlfriend told me she wanted a fairy tale wedding. So I took her to Disneyland.

What did the man say when he proposed at the beach? 'Will you wave yes?'

My girlfriend said she needed more space. So I got her a telescope.

Why did the woman break up with the calendar? It was always days late.

What did the man say to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day? 'I'm knot kidding, I love you.'

Why did the woman break up with the ghost? He was too transparent.

What did the man say to his girlfriend at the baseball game? 'You're a home run in my heart.'

Why did the woman break up with the archaeologist? He was too into his exes.

What did the woman say when she deleted her dating profile? 'Time to log off love.'

Why did the woman break up with the chef? He kept sautéing the wrong emotions.